So a five year old boy has just been taken and eaten by a crocodile in Queensland, Australia mate. It was apparently resident in a swamp behind the family house. Which leads me to beg the question, 'WHY WOULD YOU LIVE IN FRONT OF A CROCODILE INFESTED SWAMP?"Australia's a big place, they'd be pretty spoilt for choice where to live, I'm sure living on the top of Ayers Rock would be pretty safe, only if you don't suffer from Vertigo, mate.
I know "Beatiful four bedroom chalet in Queensland, with two bathrooms and a swimming pool with beautiful scenery and a CROCODILE INFESTED SWAMP - BY THE WAY YOU MIGHT DIE MATE" probably didn't feature in the Estate Agent's but come on, do your bloody research mate!
Why is the media saying 'feared dead', 'probably dead' - of course the kid's dead. The crocodile didn't take him for a cup of Earl Grey and a chicken sandwich. Mate.
Is a house with a crocodile infested swamp a suitable habitat for a family with young children? No. So why bloody move there mate?
"Oh no, my son got eaten by a fifteen foot alligator mate" - YEAH, because you're an absolute moron who thought it would be a good idea to live by a swamp, mate, deal with it. I don't live by a swamp, and my family members don't get eaten by crocodiles. SIMPLE MATE.
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