Antony Worral Thompson stands defiant!!

Big news guys. Hold the phone. Stop EVERYTHING you're doing. Antony Worral Thompson, everyone's favourite rotund celebrity chef is having to close a massive FOUR restaurants. Oh no, what will I do? Worral Thompson (is that hyphened by the way?) is standing defiant at the closures of his eateries; "It makes me cry. It is appalling, to be honest"

Yeah it really does make me cry, Mr T, it's basically worse than genocide. Forget Gaza, forget the Congo, this is the REAL tearjerker. "I am furious that the banks didn't support me." he continues as emotion pours from his cheeks. Why should the support you Tone? It's hardly top of their list. I can picture it now.

Things to do. By The Banks

1. Try and resuscitate the Global Economy.
2. Bank loans to small business's in Rwanda in order to stimulate local economy.
3. Become more transparent so the government and people know what we're doing with their money.
4. Offer real tangible value, so it doesn't look like you're just sitting on our money and making MORE MONEY.
5. Help Antony Worral Thompson.

You come fifth on their list Worral, it's hardly a big thing for them is it. Or maybe you should have just handed your finances a little bit better than you did. Maybe instead of appearing on TV for every second of every day you could've sat down and watched Bargain Hunt with your employees and discuss new ways of dealing with the slowing down of the economy. Go back to the jungle mate.