Gordon Brown in Pretending to be English non-shocker.

Okay so I just saw Gordon Brown launching the England 2018 Football World Cup and bearing in mind how he's SCOTTISH, the amount of times he referred to England as 'his country' was laughable. It's not you're country fat-boy, you're from Scotland. If England had it's way you wouldn't even be Prime Minister. Stop using your dodgy rhetoric to try and promote British unity around England's World Cup bid, when in reality the other Home Nations will be gagging for England to lose. I know you're paranoid that this World Cup bid will force a rise in English nationalism but 2018 is England's year not Britain's, so go away.

Alex Salmond Claims Full Amount for Food Expenses

Yep, the modern day William Wallace claimed a total of £1,751.50 on food expenses. Presumably taking the English for all they're worth.


Mind you, looking at this photo and the bursting shirt, the £1,751.50 does make sense...

Expenses Proving Very Expensive...

Okay. So...here's the deal. MP's have been claiming on expenses for ridiculous things. We got Aga's, Lawnmowers, Dog Food - and even porn. But you know the one that really got me. David bloody Willets - this very capable man spent £100 hiring, yes you read it right, hiring workmen to change his f---ing LIGHTBULBS. Dave, I could change lightbulbs when I was six. In what sense EVER would a man need to hire people to change his lightbulbs. I bet your wife is REALLY proud.

Was it the buying or the screwing that proved the most testing Dave? Or are you really a five year old child in disguise. Were you scared that you'd get an electric shock? Tell me please how a member of parliament can shadow a government deparment, yet has to actually hire people to change his lightbulbs. Presumably your daughter or son could have changed the lightbulbs whilst you were dilly dallying in Westminster. Or were they away at Eton. On expenses presumably?

Three - A Conclusion

So, I got a lovely phonecall from Three, and the conclusion was to cancel my contract FOR FREE, give me my final month (this month) free, and refund me a prior bill of £26. I have to send the W595 back which is a shame cos I could've got £80-£100 for that heap on ebay - but whatever. Nokia 5800 on Vodafone beckons next week. Awesome.

Megabus - A Conclusion

So, they refunded me the full £30! Brilliant.