Okay. So...here's the deal. MP's have been claiming on expenses for ridiculous things. We got Aga's, Lawnmowers, Dog Food - and even porn. But you know the one that really got me. David bloody Willets - this very capable man spent £100 hiring, yes you read it right, hiring workmen to change his f---ing LIGHTBULBS. Dave, I could change lightbulbs when I was six. In what sense EVER would a man need to hire people to change his lightbulbs. I bet your wife is REALLY proud.
Was it the buying or the screwing that proved the most testing Dave? Or are you really a five year old child in disguise. Were you scared that you'd get an electric shock? Tell me please how a member of parliament can shadow a government deparment, yet has to actually hire people to change his lightbulbs. Presumably your daughter or son could have changed the lightbulbs whilst you were dilly dallying in Westminster. Or were they away at Eton. On expenses presumably?
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