Breaking News - Idiot spends £3k on baby girl decor, only to give birth to a boy.

Boo bloody HOO.

Yeah, can you believe it? The latest sulky woman to be photographed by the Daily Mail is in the news for the simple reason that she was stupid enough to spend £3000 on baby decorations and personalised outfits only for the baby to be born a different sex. This is apparently newsworthy.

True to absolute form the Daily Mail have done a full shoot with the twenty five year old Sarah Sharples sitting there surrounded by pink clothes looking as if she had just had all of her children die in a house-fire. In reality poor little Lily Mae was simply born with a cock. Mothers are told that the sex test is never 100% and if you can afford to spend £3000 on a baby that's not even born yet, you can afford to lose it like the fucking muppet you are.

Hello, this is what stupid looks like.

Amanda from Durham had it bang on in the comments when she said "I once spent £7.32 on chicken and vegetables for tea then when my husband got home from work he fancied chilli... Where's my story?"

The Daily Mail rewards stupidity too often. Or how about this for a suggestion? Put it on eBay and resell the stuff? Or ideally, get off my computer screen you absolute clown.